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ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttWent to FF.net for some good time reading
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>go to the games section
>looking through titles
>wait a minute
“S-block cried as he hid his face with his hands. “No matter what you do, what we do.. We will never ever be a perfect pair of block!”“
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Posted on May 26, 2012 via Benvenuti. with 13,107 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via i wanna live the life i want with 60 notes
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A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)
stoopid polar bear
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via Head Like an Orange with 25,065 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via title with 4,301 notes
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Disney villains do it best - They makes others bald, exchange bad parenting tips, toast to being horrible, jump through fire, and make potions under water.
I am lurrrrrrrrving this trennnnnd. How are these so well DONE?
Also I love how Ursula and Shadow Man are having an endless contest of who can throw evil magic down more times.
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via petite tiaras ♥ with 26,693 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via Merci Pour Le Venin with 320 notes
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I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via Punks is Kittehs with 75,584 notes
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Replace one word in a movie title with “penis”
wrec:
The Penis Games
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s penis
a penis to remember
(500) days of penis
the penis trap
the lions penis
a penis to remember
Time Traveler’s Penis
Penis Wars
Penisgames
Little Penis of Horrors
Posted on May 25, 2012 via افتح قلبك وحررني with 754 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via Alex Lewis with 10,313 notes
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Posted on May 25, 2012 via the view from my eyes with 14,848 notes
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math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is lesliehistory test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaursliterature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"physics tests:The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Posted on May 24, 2012 via Ohana with 118,594 notes
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my tumblr relationships
me:omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my lifeme:also what is your namePosted on May 24, 2012 via RAINING TEARDROPS with 20,613 notes
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LIFE-SIZED CHOCOLATE SKULLS BY CANNIBAL CONFECTIONS
Artist Marina Malvada creates these hand made life-sized skulls from imported Belgian chocolate, dusted with cocoa powder for an archaeological effect.
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Posted on May 24, 2012 via MY AMP GOES TO 11 with 123 notes
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Posted on May 24, 2012 via Demetri Martin Appreciation with 28,430 notes
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